Because I took a look at the number of files I would have to upload to princessbill, and decided the memory useage probably wasn't worth it.
Because willow.wordpress.com was taken.
Because madness.wordpress.com was taken.
Because princess.wordpress.com, pandora.wordpress.com, and pandemonium.wordpress.com were all taken.
Anyway: Premise: The People's Republic of Prester John. Discuss.