Pirates 2 Sucks

You owe it to yourself to not see this movie.

It’s two and a half hours long, and the best part is the fight scene near the beginning of the movie.  After that, its all downhill.  The plot is contrived, the characters are hollow and make no sense, and there’s a completely stupid ending that paves the way for a sequal.  Little is resolved, and what’s left is banal.

I loved the original, and I love pirates, but this one is just a boring, drawn-out reprise.


3 thoughts on “Pirates 2 Sucks

  1. Victor says:

    I went into that movie expecting no plot, some what interesting characters and lots of awesome fight scenes.

    So I was ok with the dumb plot, a little disappointed by the boring characters and really happy every time someone drew a sword or fired a cannon.

  2. Willow says:

    I thought the three-way swordfight and the surrounding events was really, really cool. The action scenes after that are lame lame lame.

    I guess if you stayed until that fight was done and then walked out, seeing the movie might be worth it. Maybe.

  3. Luke says:

    bullsh** POTC 2 was the best. I loved it especially the acting of Jack and Tia Dalma. I found it interesting when Barbossa returned.

    I agree that potc 1 was better, same as potc 3 and 4. But I love Jack Sparrow, so screw you!!!

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