And You Thought My Pirate Jokes Were Bad

What does a Lakota ghost say?

Bioux!

What’s a Lakota’s favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dioux.

What martial art do the Lakota practice?

Kung Fioux.

What does a Lakota cow say?

Mioux.

How many Dakotas are there?

Twioux.

What does a Lakota day during spring break?

Wioux!

Where does a Lakota go to see the animals?

The zioux.

What do you call a Lakota’s boyfriend?

Her beioux.

How does a Lakota get into your house?

Thrioux the door.

What’s a Lakota’s favorite boat?

A canioux.

What religion does a Lousiana Lakota practice?

Viouxdioux.

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