Everytime I think I’ve come to understand my co-workers, I realize I don’t.
Some of their classic quotes are here: https://willowrants.wordpress.com/2006/10/01/odd-things-my-co-workers-have-said/
Coworker #1 in Logbook: “A new log book 2 start the new month 🙂 How ironic?”
Coworker #2’s Voice Mail: It’s her kids, singing the alphabet song. In its entireity. BADLY. At least one of them clearly does not know the alphabet. At the end, Coworker #2 chimes in with “next time won’t you CALL US BACK!”
Coworker #1, in employee logbook again: “Schedule problems, I cannot handle it. Quietly and calmly, I need the 2nd and 4th Saturday off each month- why is this so difficult? Sorry, venting.”