Coworker #2: Willow, my drawer is $100 short.
Me: Let me see. No, you’re $100 over.
Coworker #2: What? Why would that be?
Me: I’m looking (starts going through computer files).
Coworker #2: Could it have anything to do with the fact that the drawer was over $100 when I came in?
The following are all excerpts from our employee logbook:
Coworker #2: (highlighted) “OH, GOOD MOROW COWORKER #!”
Coworker #2: “I know you and you know who (Madra) hate me, the man told me, that’s okay. I still love each and last one of you!”
(I have no idea what to make of this. I don’t know who Madra is, either.)
Coworker #2: “Guess what? I get to stay in the dells at a resport for $69 a night, awesome! I Rock, yeah!”
(Best Western employee rates are $39. There’s probably one in the Dells.)
Hotel General Manager: “Please keep notes pertaining to hotel information only.”