Daylight Savings Time. Other people get to sleep an extra hour. I get to work an extra hour. And turn all the clocks back.
Speaking of work…
Coworker #2: This is so stupid. I took an online “What Desperate Housewife Are You?” Quiz, and it told me I was Eva Longoria.
Me (not really caring): Uh, so?
Coworker #2: Well, she’s always sleeping around and stuff. I don’t… I mean, well, (laughs). But I’m not materialistic!