Just Ask Willow

To the person who made a search with the terms “Can real vampires seduce humans,” and found my page, I have an answer for you.

VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL!!!

However, my source material suggests that non-real vampires can, and are very adept at seducing humans.

Remember kids, nobody will believe you when you say “Honey, it wasn’t technically cheating!  She was a vampire, and seduced me with Majesty!  I had no choice!”

Cheers.

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6 thoughts on “Just Ask Willow

  1. josiah says:

    where are the searches coming from? google? or within wordpress?

  2. Willow says:

    I don’t know for sure. Probably google. Anyone who clicks a link and goes to my blog, wordpress tells me either the page they linked from, or the search terms they had.

    And yeah, people are searching for some wierd wierd stuff.

  3. josiah says:

    Hmm, I had a clever plan to send you messages through search phrases but I can’t seem to find any magic phrases that find your blog on google.

  4. Willow says:

    Did you try “willowrants”? One word, not two, otherwise you’ll just get Buffy the Vampire Slayer fanfiction.

  5. josiah says:

    okay, consider yourself spammed

  6. Willow says:

    I got your messages. You’re a lucky man!

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