This is not the worst pain ever, but it is close. That honor goes to having my wisdom teeth removed, and waiting for my mom to get home so she could buy me painkillers. That was the worst pain ever.
But I’m on my painkillers right now, and it’s almost as bad as that. But not quite. I am, for example, capable of tasks like blogging and not collapsing in a heap of tears.
I am never ever using Q-Tips ever again.