If a vampire feeds on someone with diabetes, does it make them tired?
I read a story once where a young vampire found a child playing in his backyard sandbox all alone, and was delighted to find such easy prey. Until he realized he couldn’t move his legs, and couldn’t drag himself out of the sun fast enough. That’s whatcha get for eating kids with polio.
If there really were vampires, they’d have found a cure for AIDS by now.
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